Yes, because they wouldn’t have thought of that and taken steps to eliminate it during the design process. 😉
You only cook a frozen Hot Pocket for 2 min 30 seconds (down from their original suggested 3 when they came out), and how many times have you gotten food poisoning from those? Or from a microwave breakfast sandwich?
I sorta thought that was going to be an “Onion News” broadcast… but its not… SURPRISE!!!!
Mmmm…. vending pizza!
Ewww, it only cooks for 3 minutes? Hello food poisoning.
Yes, because they wouldn’t have thought of that and taken steps to eliminate it during the design process. 😉
You only cook a frozen Hot Pocket for 2 min 30 seconds (down from their original suggested 3 when they came out), and how many times have you gotten food poisoning from those? Or from a microwave breakfast sandwich?