Pervy McPerv feels up Minnie Mouse
According to an Orlando jury, Minnie Mouse was groped by a 60-year-old visitor to Disney World. So. Many. Jokes. But in all seriousness, doesn’t Minnie Mouse put a certain vibe out there? That coy look? The twirling of the skirts? Flash of undergarment? The f–k me pumps? Anybody else getting “dirty whore” here?