According to an Orlando jury, Minnie Mouse was groped by a 60-year-old visitor to Disney World.

So.

Many.

Jokes.

But in all seriousness, doesn’t Minnie Mouse put a certain vibe out there?  That coy look? The twirling of the skirts?  Flash of undergarment?  The f–k me pumps?

Anybody else getting “dirty whore” here?