Because there’s nothing better than watching two people jump towards the camera, away from a giant explosion.

You can tell me that doesn’t look crazy awesome, but then I’d probably have to slap you. I’d venture to say that the movie literally has no story – it’s probably 70 minutes of bullets, stupid one-liners, and body parts a’ flyin. But I’ll still love it.

The Expendables is due out in August 2010, and stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter, Giselle Itie, Brittany Murphy, David Zayas and Amin Joseph.