Why haven’t you entered yet?  Do you have something against good comics?  How about great art?  Surely you hate both of these things?  How about free stuff?  Surely you hate dozens of free comics being sent to you in the mail!  No?  Well, then you have to enter our Blackest Night contest!  Not doing so means that god will kill a kitten.

THE CONTEST ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (CST) TONIGHT!