Think twice before raising your own clone

Whatever you do, don’t try to raise your own clone. It can only lead to misery. To understand why, a short discussion of clones is in order, first. Despite what many media sources would have the general populace believe, a clone is not an exact duplicate of the original individual. A clone has the exact […]

Release Date for The Descent: Part 2!

You know what makes me happy?  When a group of twenty/thirtysomething women go spelunking in an abandoned cavern, only to be met by cannibalistic creatures who start to pick them off, quite bloodily, one by one. No, I’m not a sicko (well, I kinda am) – I’m referring to one of the best horror films […]

More damn SPIDER-MAN!

I just want to go on record by saying that I do believe this may be a well-written title, and I have nothing against the creators.  That being said, MORE DAMN SPIDER-MAN?  As if thrice-monthly wasn’t enough (not including Spider-minis, Spider-Man Family, Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, and Ultimate Spider-Man since those are not regular continuity), now […]

Some theme park news for your Tuesday!

For more awesome theme park news, check out Screamscape.  Because they freakin’ rock.  Great theme park news from all around the US, and even some international goodness.  That’s where I stole borrowed all this news from. Busch Gardens Williamsburg: WTF Busch Gardens?  Current rumors are going around that the park’s second oldest roller coaster, The […]

CELL, the miniseries?

Ever since Eli Roth announced that he was no longer helming the film adaptation of Stephen King’s Cell, I kind of lost interest in it.  After all, the book itself, about how a virus transmitted via cell phone turns everyone into 28 Weeks Later-type zombies, just didn’t connect with me.  By the time it was […]

Sweet Baby Jesus! TURTLES IN TIME!

Why the blasphemy?  Well, how else to show my excitement for the upcoming “Re-Shelled” edition of one of my favorite games of all time, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, coming later this month for Xbox Live (July 22nd exactly, for 1200 MS Points – $15)?  Wanna see some sweet baby Jesus awesome footage […]