You know, every year, the announcements at E3 get lamer and lamer (the Wii Vitality?  Really?), but the coverage of these crappy announcements gets better and better.  This year, you can practically watch the entire thing online!  We scoured the best of the best to get you guys the videos that are worth watching!

Let’s start off with Ubisoft, which features a guest appearance by Mr. James Cameron!

More after the jump!

Let’s watch a little bit of Super Mario Bros. Wii.

The announcement for Hideo Kojima’s Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, which looks a lot more Devil May Cry than Metal Gear Solid.

Assassin’s Creed 2, which looks a helluva lot more violent than part 1.

Heavy Rain: The Origami Killer. Could be either really great, or boring as crap.

The new Ratchet and Clank looks pretty damn awesome. I loved the last one.

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves – my most anticipated game this year.

Metroid: Other M, from Team Ninja (you notice how some big titles this year are getting developed by some top name guys, instead of being done in house?)

The Microsoft Press Conference (my favorite of the bunch).

Nintendo’s, which was significantly worse.

And Sony’s – my vote for worst of show. Really? They’re making Wiimotes for the Ps3?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash-Up

And finally, a crazy (and slightly creepy) video for Natal, featuring a character they’re calling Milo: