Bring the Payne! Finally!

Oh happy days are here again! Hard to believe it’s been six years since I’ve been able to shoot at thugs in slow-motion bullet time, talking in overly dramatic sentences, taking painkillers to make the pain pain go away as I made my way through the city’s underground, taking down one unlucky bastard at a […]

Tomb Raider can eat it!

I love Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune for the Ps3 like I love the Indiana Jones movies (except Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, obviously).  This is a game that I completed back in December of 2007 and still don’t have the heart to trade in.  In comparison, I beat FEAR 2 and traded it in fifteen minutes […]

Nintendo tasting its own ‘shrooms’?

It seems the plumber has gotten a taste of absolute power, and is reveling in it.  With his cheaper price tag and familiar name, the plump Italian has outdone his competitors by a large mushroom sized margin. Over 29 million XBOX 360’s sold to this day?  Pennies.  Wii has shipped over 50 million units despite […]

A Mutha F*ckin' House of the Dead Update!

Hell to the yes! Those lovely folks at Guinness (the world records people, not the beer people – they’re different, right?) have officially declared mutha-f*ckin’ House of the Dead: Overkill as the most profanity-laced game of all time!  Apparently, there are over 189 f*cks in the f*ckin’ game, which I find odd, considering that the […]

Finally a reason to buy a Ps3!

The problem with games that take years to make is that, typically, the games, at least graphically, are already obsolete when they come out.  I can’t help but feel that DC Universe Online, as excited as I am about it, looks like a Playstation 2 game.  I know the power of the Ps3 is what’s […]