Despite the fact that watching Transformers 2 was the equivalent of two and a half hours of eye rape, TF3 (as it’s being called in promo images) looks soooooo damn good.  If you’re not seeing Fast Five this weekend (and really…why aren’t you?), you can check out the trailer for the new Transformers flick by clicking the image below.  Watch as Optimus Prime lays smackdown!  Watch as Blonde Replacement for Megan Fox has big fake lips that pout a lot!  And, watch as Chicago goes Ka-Blooie Michael Bay style!

Unleash the Transkraken!