twilightTraveling on business, I’ve been in a hotel all week.  Flipping the channels on the in-room-pay-per-view, I observed that Twilight is available. I considered it for a moment…

But it’ll appear on my bill…

What if my wife found out?  Or my boss?!?  I’m a lay minister for crying out loud!

I could be ruined!

Perhaps Dirty Over 30 then?