Oh yeah, that’s the name of a movie.  Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.  I hate to link to the Wolverine-bashing article where I heard about this beauty of a movie (seriously guys…get over it), but I’ll give credit where credit is due.  Anyway…Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson (who obviously can’t live off of the money made from her Playboy spread) star in what can only be the greatest movie ever made!  Be careful…you just might pee yourself under the mighty vision of MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS!

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus comes from those wackos at The Asylum (you know, all those Hollywood mockbusters like 666:The Child and The Terminators) and will actually be on shelves NEXT TUESDAY MAY 19th!  Seriously though, don’t pay $22.49 for it (Amazon).  Rent it, or forever be ridiculed.