Well, the guys who used to be Freddy and Jason.  As excited as I am for FearNet’s upcoming FEAR CLINIC web series with Robert Englund and Kane Hodder, can’t help but think I would be pretty excited seeing Jackie Earle Haley and Derek Mears starring together in something.

Anywho, back to what’s actually happening.  Those awesome dudes at FearNet (don’t know about FearNet, click here to check out FREE FOOKIN’ HORROR MOVIES!) are premiering, in October on both their website and VOD networks, FEAR CLINIC, starring Englund and Hodder in a story about Dr. Andover, who is a crazy doctor obsessed with curing phobias.  The poor victim of his wicked experimentation?  None other than the adorable Danielle Harris, who keeps calling me and asking me to meet her for dinner.  And by that I mean her lawyers call me and tell me to stay at least 100 yards away from her.  Same difference.  Actually, now that I think about it, I think Danielle did have problems with stalkers a couple of years ago, so that’s not as funny as I want it to be.  Sorry Danielle (call me)!

Directed by Robert Hall (Laid to Rest) with effects from Almost Human (Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles and Laid to Rest), sounds like we might have a pretty interesting project on our hands!  FearNet’s previous web series, a prequel and semi-sequel to 30 Days of Night, pretty much kicked @$$.  Let’s hope this one follows suit.

Keep an eye out for FEAR CLINIC this October!