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And get a free f*cking glowstick! Oh yeah, probably shoulda told you that wasn’t suitable for work.  Sorry bout that. The above video was directed by the guy who brought us Hatchet (which kicks ass) and Spiral (which also kicks ass), Adam Green.  He does a short film every year that usually have a horror/comedy […]

Get ready for ZOMBIELAND!

The trailer for Zombieland was released today and, man, this flick looks REALLY good!  It cracks me up that Jesse Eisenberg from Adventureland is now in a film called Zombieland.  I’m thinking his next film should be called Pirateland, or, even better, Ninjaland.  What’s Zombieland about? Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has made a habit of running […]

King Bong is Coming!!!

That’s right guys!  Just got word from Full Moon Features that Evil Bong II: King Bong will be in our greasy little hands on July 7th, 2009!  Check out what they had to say…. The world premier of King Bong: Evil Bong 2 took place earlier this year on April 20th at the Ultra Suede […]

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus!

Oh yeah, that’s the name of a movie.  Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.  I hate to link to the Wolverine-bashing article where I heard about this beauty of a movie (seriously guys…get over it), but I’ll give credit where credit is due.  Anyway…Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson (who obviously can’t live off of the money […]