Jaws IV based on a true story?

Holy crap! All this time, I’ve been making fun of how disgustingly stupid Jaws: The Revenge was when, in reality, it was all true!  Released back in 1987, the titular shark stalks Ellen Brody and her family to the Bahamas, Cape Fear-style. Well, apparently, shark researchers have determined that great white sharks stalk their victims, […]

Modern Nostalgia: Ghostbusters Comic Books!

Everything old is new again, lately.  Star Trek is hotter now than it’s been since the original series first leapt to movie screens.  We’re getting remakes/reboots of Cliffhanger, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Nightmare on Elm Street, and…well, just about every damn movie we saw between 1970-1990.  Still, some franchises, despite languishing for years without new […]

Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer!

Yeah…I know.  I’m kicking myself for not coming up with it myself too.  It’s just so perfect of an idea, isn’t it?  Coming this fall from SLG  is Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer, quite possibly one of the coolest ideas of ALL TIME! What’s it about? After seeing Geppetto die at the hands of vampires, Pinocchio swears […]

Imago Mortis!

I tell ya…sometimes, they really do get it better overseas than we do here.  Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some good ol’ US of A, but when it comes to horror, you can’t really beat some of the great stuff being released in England, or in Spain, or Korea.  Case in point?  Imago […]