An hour into Good Will Evil, I still wasn’t sure if I was watching a horror comedy, or just a really crappy horror movie. As it turns out, it was just a really crappy horror movie. The film begins when a politician’s wife (her name is Easy? Really?) is talking to her friends about how […]
Look at that beautiful creature to your right. That’s Totem, from Puppet Master 4 and 5! Totem also had his own movie back in 2004, which you can actually get on the cheap from Amazon. This Friday, at Full Moon Direct, the Totem replica goes on sale! The coolest thing about it? There are only […]
While I have a hard time picking out a single film of all time that I can say is my favorite, I have no problem saying that The Thing is definitely in the top 3. Chilling, creepy, and tense, John Carpenter’s The Thing is one of those films that everyone keeps saying they want to […]
Traveling on business, I’ve been in a hotel all week. Flipping the channels on the in-room-pay-per-view, I observed that Twilight is available. I considered it for a moment… But it’ll appear on my bill… What if my wife found out? Or my boss?!? I’m a lay minister for crying out loud! I could be ruined! […]
What an unfortunate mess this turned out to be. Spiker has a halfway decent background story for a horror film. Adam and Elizabeth are in love. But someone else loves Elizabeth too, and ends up knocking her up, so she has to marry him. She’s so depressed by this fact (which begs the question as […]
Note: I know this review is later than I wanted it to be – I’m working on getting these to you more timely! Friday the 13th kicks @$$. Was anybody actually surprised?
Holy crap Dorothy Mills is a scary lookin’ chick. That being said, it makes me a little sad to think that Dorothy Mills, which actually was filmed in Dublin, went straight to DVD here in the States. Even a limited theatrical release would have helped this excellent character-driven supernatural thriller find the audience it deserved. […]
Hey everyone, the Pault Keeper here! Did you see the Friday the 13th remake this weekend? If not, why the heck not? It was a great movie! It got me thinking…you know, these Platinum Dunes guys know where it’s at. They know how to make a pretty dang good remake. I dug The Texas Chainsaw […]
I make no bones about professing my love for Full Moon Pictures. I’ve got just about every one of their movies on DVD (just the Full Moon ones, not the erotica stuff they did) and last year I even attended the “Full Moon Roadshow,” a touring show featuring Full Moon’s founder, Charles Band, giving the […]
So, in the weeks leading up to the release of Friday the 13th, you’ve watched all 11 of the original films, purchased the His Name is Jason documentary, and, if you have them, even read the multiple comic series about Jason (an article is coming on those, by the way!). So what do you do […]