Madness at the movies: The Collector (2009)

What a piece of sh*t. That’s the short, abbreviated version of my review for The Collector, the directorial debut of Feast I-III/Saw IV-VI writer Marcus Dunstan, who co-wrote this film with his scriptwriting collaborator Patrick Melton. I’ve read all over the net on how great this film is and how Dunstan is a fan made […]

WTF? Marvel's ULTIMATUM!

So…Ultimatum #5 came out this week from Marvel Comics, ending the first volumes of all of their Ultimate titles (Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, X-Men) and getting things ready for their relaunch as Ultimate Comics, which appears to be set in the same universe. The question is…what’s left of the universe to continue? The Ultimatum series, by […]

Robert Kirkman + Todd McFarlane = HAUNT!

Damn yous Robert Kirkman.  Damn yous to hell.  I wish I could quit you! Homoerotic movie quotes aside, I have a love/hate relationship with Robert Kirkman.  I’ve quit reading Invincible, Brit, Walking Dead, and Astounding Wolf-Man all at least once.  Of course, now (other than Brit) I’ve managed to start repurchasing all of them on […]

Galactakei!

If you’ve listened to this week’s episode of Funnybooks with Aron and Paulie, you’d know that Aron is pretty excited about an upcoming Marvel animated project featuring George Takei as the voice of Galactus.  In the podcast, I theorized that it was probably Marvels upcoming kid-friendly Superhero Squad Show cartoon and, well, I was right.  […]